Well, I finally met a bitch that's crazier than me. Her name is Mother Nature and her stage is summertime in New York. There are many reasons why this bitch could be punishing us. We allow slutty moms to murder their kids. We allow people to look like this. We allowed "Pretty Wild" to air on television (I think it's that last one).
Personally, I don't really mind flash lightning attacks or the air boiling like the depths of hell on a Monday (it's always Monday in hell), but this schizophrenic weather demon is really freaking out my cat. She's not the juiciest guido on the shore (failed attempt at thinking of something better than "sharpest tool in the shed") but I love her and it's not her fault that her brain is the size of a walnut.
Now she's prancing around my apartment yowling like Macaulay Culkin in "Party Monster", and ruining all my furniture...like Macaulay Culkin in "Party Monster". I'm about ready to Google "how to make chloroform"...
NO! I'd never.
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lololol love the Crazy Anphoney ref. (like that nickname? thought of it myself. super proud.)
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okay is it bad that it took me until just now to realize that was a nickname for Casey? and now that i know, it's DEF JEENYUS.
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