Basketball Whores

I just started watching 'Basketball Wives'.

So. Adorable.

Old whores throwing drinks at each other and saying, "OMG", like, all the time. They all look like they went shopping at Forever 21's ghetto cousin, 4Eva Past Mah Prime.

The only thing I don't understand about the show is that none of these bitches seem to be married. Or, they are married, but they're half way through a hilarious divorce because their men cheated on them with Hispanic Athlete Groupies. The HAGs are all Miami cholas who say things like, "Don'teh chrow dat darty leathah bag a'me!!!!"

I love it. Dirty leather bags throwing dirty leather bags at each other.