Can only be enjoyed if you're rich. Luckily, if you are confused or unsure about whether or not you are rich, I have created a test for you to take! Just answer 'yes' or 'no' to the following questions and by the end you will know if you are rich or not (by NYC standards).
NYC RICH TEST:
1. Do you have a dishwasher?
2. Do you have a toaster oven?
3. Do you have more than one bathroom?
4. Do you take cabs?
5. Do you eat regularly?
6. Can you name "The Four B's" and, if so, do you ever go to any?
7. Do you get your makeup done at the mall and then actually buy some of it?
8. Do you wear things like belts and hats when it isn't necessary?
9. Do you have more than one pair of sunglasses?
10. Do you go to shows?
11. Do you go to the movies?
12. If you do something with someone, do you ever offer to pay?
13. Do you have a dog?
14. Do all of your dishes match?
15. Do you have art on the walls?
16. Do you have a TV?
17. Does it have cable?
18. When it rains, does it get on you?
19. Do you recycle?
20. Do you get haircuts?
21. Are you taking this test and thinking, "I'm so glad I'm not poor"?
Now that you have answered yes or no to the questions, here's how you can determine whether or not you are rich (by NYC standards):
If you answered 'YES' to any of the above questions, congratulations. You're rich! Go buy something.
However, if you only answered 'YES' to 18, then you're poor. Watch out for that rain.
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18. When it rains, does it get on you?
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