I got my hair cut today. High Horse Salon is amaaaazing. I got my hair bleached, as well as a fabulous lesbian haircut. I got it done by Eric. He's quiet and sweet. He LOOKS like a hipster, but he doesn't ACT like a hipster, which I like. He taught me that the word "cosmetology" means doin' hair! I thought it was the study of comets and moons and whatnot. But anyway, he hooked me up with some hair.
Today was lovely. But I did have one bad run-in. This hispanic kid was sitting on his stoop as I was walking home from High Horse and as I walked by he said, "Miss, are you a virgin?" Awesome. I looked at him and said, "Absolutely, but not as badly as you." He didn't like that answer very much but what could I do? I'm a bleach blonde lesbian and I don't take shit from anyone. FTW!!!!!
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