Tuesday, August 23, 2011

HOLY SHIT, YOU GUYS!!!!!!!

There was a fucking earthquake in New York?!?!??!?!?!

EAT MY SHIT NYC!!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN FEELING EARTHQUAKES SINCE I WAS IN THE WOMB!!!!!! (Literally. I was in my mother's stomach during the earthquake of 1989. FEEL SORRY FOR MY FETUS) Not really. I turned out fine (sorta). But listen. Everyone in fucking NYC needs a reality check about how much they suck.

NYC fucking sucks. Anyone who knows me knows that I am the greatest fucking bitch in the world. NYC sucked that shit out of me!! NYC made me feel like a freak and I am so not a freak! Feel an earthquake, bitches!!

You know what I'M feeling while YOU'RE feeling earthquakes!??!?!

SEX WITH THE GIANTS!!!!!

Not really. I guarantee that all of them are smart enough not to even touch me. I'm too awesome  so I'm keeping my shit to myself because I wouldn't want my amazingness to derail their winning-

OH WAIT. NOT REALLY. FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

Is this post all about how I'm truly upset about the Giants current suck streak?

Yup.

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