I keep going to the gym and seeing totally hot guys (haha, I go to the gym) and I am always about to walk over and start stretching my butt in their eyeballs when suddenly I realize it's some freaky dude from high school who decided to ditch the eyeliner, the "ironic" (not) Hello Kitty pants and the mannish, blue-haired girlfriend who wears pajama pants to school with Etnies and socks with ice cream cones on them.
Yeah. You know that guy exists.
Anyway, I find this incredibly RUDE. If you're going to become hot, you should wear a sign on your head that says, "ATTENTION BITCHES: Do not be fooled by my good looks. I am a fucking creep."
Now I'm going to have to carry around those signs and staple them to the next hot ex-goth nutbag fuckwit I see at the gym.
STOP MESSING WITH ME.
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