This Shit Needs to Stop

I've been trolling political websites all day and I have to say, this shit needs to stop (HEY that's the title of the post! [fucking obviously which is why I fucking called it that]{these parentheses need to stop}).

I'm not the sharpest screwdriver in Ann Coulter's torture-porn toolbox, but I'm not exactly retarded either. So naturally, I came to a genius realization about current events and politics in general.

People really need to fucking stop blaming political parties for shit. At this point, there are no longer republicans or democrats, liberals or conservatives. The new terms for each party should just be Douchefucks and Bigger Douchefucks. We're all douchefucks, but some of us are just bigger douchefucks than others and that's the naked truth.

 I mean, I would consider myself a liberal, but even I was offended at some of the nutbaggery and fucktardisms these liberal fucks were vomiting into their articles. One of which was, "republicans hate black people". Good point. Except someone should probably let the black republicans know that so they can either switch over to being democrat or get some white transplants, WHICH BY THE WAY we would totally have the science to provide if those goddamn black-hating republicans would let us use stem cell research!!!

Wow, new realization. Republicans strictly banned stem cell research to keep black people black so they could not be republicans. Those sneaky bastards.

Anyway, the point is, there are probably some republicans that hate black people. Just as I'm sure there are some democrats that hate black people. Which doesn't even make sense because how the FUCK can you dislike Mekhi Phifer? Who is waiting for me in the shower right now. Basically, I don't care what race you are, if you're a fucking asshole, I will categorize you as such.

Another fun topic is abortion. Like, get out of my fucking uterus, Rick Santorum. You don't fucking belong in there and neither does a baby. I mean, there's an easy way to solve the problem. Just round up all the dudes in the world and rip off their nuts. Now no one can get pregnant! No more abortions! And also no more reproduction so the human race will slowly die off and we'll never have to fucking talk about politics again.

I've gotta go get in the shower with Mekhi before the hot water runs out, but please hear me, human race.

Just die. We'll all be better off.