A slangover (a term which I have just invented to celebrate the New Year) is basically just a hangover for sluts. A slangover is that fire and brimstone induced sashay back to consciousness on the day after New Years Eve when a slut not only feels the skullfucking headache from the it's-cool-I'm-just-in-my-twenties-so-I'm-not-an-alcoholic-yet shitshow from the previous night, but also feels that unsettling, mystery burn in their vagina, dickhole or butthole. Or throat? I guess? I've heard that.
Happy new year, sluts, and enjoy that shit. And on a side note, anyone who calls new years eve "NYE" is a fucking pube and should be annihilated. Fuck you. The only time those letters should be together is if you're taking about the science guy. Or, if you're abbreviating, "New York?! EW!!!" That's acceptable.
Fuck, I'm supposed to go there this summer. NYE!!!!!!!!!!!
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