Emotions

I have them. It hurts sometimes!

Haha, just kidding. I dgaf about feelings (especially yours).

I went to court today! It was actually pretty fun. I mean, I knew nothing bad would happen to me, because I'm awesome, and even though I'm a raging cunt on the inside, I have some kind of disgustingly charming face or something, because people tend to like me. Ha!

So I went in and basically didn't really think about my own case (it's too awesome to write on the internet, but just trust me, It's awesome) so I just watched all the other weirdos go up and talk to the judge before me. I felt like Lindsay Lohan! Except less hungover from redbull vodcoke (see what I did there?) and carpet munching. Everyone in the courtroom was basically an illegal Mexican who got in trouble for driving without a license.

SIDENOTE:

Did you know that you can literally get away with fucking ANYTHING as long as you pay??

NONE of these sucios had a motherfucking driver's license, spoke a word of English, NOR didn't buy all their clothes from WalMart (no judgement) (jk, FUCKTONS of judgement) and none of them had JACK SHIT HAPPEN TO THEM.

The judge was like, "Yo, pay 100 bucks and get the fuck out of here".

Are you serious. You don't need a fucking driver's license to drive!??!?!?

WHY THE FUCK DID I TAKE THE PERMIT TEST!!!!!!!!!!!?????????1111111111ELEVEN

Anyway, I forgot what I was even going to say after that because I'm so amazed at the glory of America.