Well, I guess it's unfair of me to keep calling you nobody, since you've got to be at least one person (Mom). But anyway, I just found out something sweet.
I looked at the traffic to my blog, and it turns out that the google search that brings most of you here (after the title, of course) is:
"japanese vagina juice peeing moist".
Who would have thought??? This is better than being famous! I have achieved something I only ever dreamt of. People listen to me and know who I am simply because they're fucking around on Fandango, trying desperately to avoid "The Hungry Hungry Hippo Games", and "The One With James Franco's Brother" and realize they've got a strong hankerin' for some Japanese piss porn.
How many of you can say that?
Alright, I guess your column did have its raunchy times, Mom...
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